[Hey Alcor guess what, it's a gift!! Left at his apartment with a little card declaring this is from Daichi and reminded him of Alcor, it's a fun box of fancy cookies.
The card also says Hope you like eating now?? because he has no idea, but here they are.]
[It takes Alcor approximately twenty give minutes for him to realize the cookies are actually a thing for him to keep. The card certainly helped, but he can't recall doing anything (in recent history or otherwise) that would warrant something like this. They find a place atop his bed (what else are beds used for??) primarily because it would be difficult to haul them around everywhere he goes (nevermind that he could just float them...) in his search for the culprit.
Because searching for him bodily is easier than setting up a psychic link. Lalala...]
[Alcor... Alcor just mind-text him... It's fine, it's not like Daichi goes very far in an ordinary day. He's notably not loitering around where his own apartment is, but he's easy enough to find downstairs instead, loitering in the lobby. There's probably a vending machine for his endless snack needs, so that's where he'll be, not expecting a cube to float on down at all.
His phone doesn't even work anymore and yet he's still playing with it. Solitaire. Very exciting.]
[FORTUNATELY, the lobby is an automatic stop. Why mind-text when he can suddenly appear and physically bother Daichi for X amount of time? Coerce him into teaching him how to use a silly straw, alert him to the new knowledge he'd gained about condoms...]
Shijima Daichi. [A grin, pleased with himself as he proceeds forward. That was easy.] I've received your confections.
[Yes right, hide your porn. A pure being approaches.]
I apologize, it wasn't my intention to startle you.
[First and foremost, second...]
I have not indulged just yet. [While shuffling the card Daichi had given him between his fingers. Hardly a nervous habit -- it's deliberate. There's further affirmation that he knows they're meant to be eaten at least.] That was very kind of you, I was hoping you'd like to have some with me.
[There's too many, even if Alcor knows how to eat a thing now....]
[Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to not be able to disappear in a blinding light and reappear elsewhere in two seconds? Manually floating up the stairs...so hard...]
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can't stop me giving presents
The card also says Hope you like eating now?? because he has no idea, but here they are.]
i forgot i needed to post an image here
Because searching for him bodily is easier than setting up a psychic link. Lalala...]
i felt lost and afraid
His phone doesn't even work anymore and yet he's still playing with it. Solitaire. Very exciting.]
i hope you feel better with the creepy gif now
Shijima Daichi. [A grin, pleased with himself as he proceeds forward. That was easy.] I've received your confections.
yeah snuff videos are very relaxing?!
Oh- hey! Uh— did you like 'em? [a beat] You called them confections so you know you're supposed to eat them, riiiight...
[Did you Eat Food, you strange boy??]
hmm...
I apologize, it wasn't my intention to startle you.
[First and foremost, second...]
I have not indulged just yet. [While shuffling the card Daichi had given him between his fingers. Hardly a nervous habit -- it's deliberate. There's further affirmation that he knows they're meant to be eaten at least.] That was very kind of you, I was hoping you'd like to have some with me.
[There's too many, even if Alcor knows how to eat a thing now....]
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Oh, sure. I mean, are you sure? They're kinda for you, dude...
[Also he doesn't see any cookies here in the lobby so he supposes he should get up, anyway. He gets up... now.]
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I wouldn't mind it, unless you're busy.
[Moreover, how funny of him to pick star-shaped cookies...ahem...he's trying to be incognito...]
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Nah, I'm not... Uh, did you leave them upstairs?
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I did. Would you prefer to have them outside?
[IN THE SNOW.]
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Outside...? Well, I just got a new scarf, so sure - you can borrow it!
[It's from Yamato. He'll take a selfie of them both on his phone that has no service and physically put it in Yamato's face, later.]
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Oh, alright. We'll have to rendezvous outdoors.
[Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to not be able to disappear in a blinding light and reappear elsewhere in two seconds? Manually floating up the stairs...so hard...]