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ᴀɴɢᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴏɴᴇ ✷ ᴀʟᴄᴏʀ ([personal profile] watchfully) wrote2017-12-06 06:54 am
keeptrucking: (but yall know the truth)

yeah snuff videos are very relaxing?!

[personal profile] keeptrucking 2017-12-20 03:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Daichi, of course, is startled, jumping a bit before he lowers his phone and sees Alcor. Shocking!!]

Oh- hey! Uh— did you like 'em? [a beat] You called them confections so you know you're supposed to eat them, riiiight...

[Did you Eat Food, you strange boy??]
keeptrucking: (47)

[personal profile] keeptrucking 2017-12-21 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[his porn isn't on his phone, please!! check under the mattress.]

Oh, sure. I mean, are you sure? They're kinda for you, dude...

[Also he doesn't see any cookies here in the lobby so he supposes he should get up, anyway. He gets up... now.]
keeptrucking: (best daichi is exhausted munchkin daichi)

[personal profile] keeptrucking 2017-12-24 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay real talk buddy absolutely no one is going to go oh my god, he's a star alien!! over some cookies. Chill.]

Nah, I'm not... Uh, did you leave them upstairs?
keeptrucking: (73 never enough fish face)

[personal profile] keeptrucking 2017-12-26 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[That is an uncomfortable comparison considering Alcor produces snuff porn. Anyway.]

Outside...? Well, I just got a new scarf, so sure - you can borrow it!

[It's from Yamato. He'll take a selfie of them both on his phone that has no service and physically put it in Yamato's face, later.]